Houser's Hotel

It is what it is because of the location and lack of affordable options, but compared to any other place I've ever slept, it's easily the worst. It stunk of sewage, the whole place is all old carpet. Rooms microscopic with zero amenities. Keys open any door. Gets the job done though and I didn't return home with bed bugs or anything...

Tldr; If you're young, without kids, and drunk, it's fine. All others should probably take the last ferry back.

I wanted to leave a review because of all of the negative reviews. They don't pick up their phones because they're mainly a bar and there's typically 1 or 2 staff who are working the hotel but sometimes the bar becomes understaffed and there is no one to answer the phones, so maybe contact housers bar and ask for hotel staff if you need to get in contact with someone. Our room was clean and the views of the bay was gorgeous. We have stayed in most of the fire island hotels and have to say this one was our favorite. We were able to check in super early and check out super late. Staff let us keep our bags there for the day after checking out as well. The downsides are that there is no TV and showers are outside of the room, but in my opinion the view made up for all of that. The AC drowned out external sounds. Staff is friendly and if this is the budget option for fire island, it's truly not too shabby.

I have stayed here 4 times now. I love this hotel, BUT it's not for everyone. Look, here's the deal: this is a budget hotel. It is literally the cheapest hotel on the island, and yes, I've checked. This is where you stay if you are 1) young and broke and here to party, or 2) you love this island so much that you are willing to sacrifice creature comforts so you can be here for as long as possible on a limited budget. YES, it's true that no one will ever, EVER answer the phone or call you back if you leave a message. Literally not ever. IDK if they even check the messages, so God help you if you need to change your reservation. And YES, the bar stays open late and the music is clearly audible from your room, especially if you have a room that "faces town." But the staff are really kind and friendly if you need something (again, you will have to physically find someone, because no one will ever, EVER answer the phone), the rooms are clean and air-conditioned, and the food is great. The lobster rolls especially are the best I've ever had in my life. OMG the food is so good. I bring silicone earplugs to sleep with, and flip-flops for the communal showers. If you want fresh towels, you will need to find a staff member and ask for them. This is a super-relaxed, super-casual place. If you just need a place to sleep and take a shower as you explore the magical paradise that is Fire Island, then this place is the best. If you want a real hotel experience with maids and room service and fresh towels every day, then look elsewhere. This is a casual place for casual people -- but IMO that's the spirit of Fire Island. People go barefoot here for a reason. I do wish they would answer the phone sometimes though.